Today in class (first block) we had a substitute and what not.
of course everyone is going to do enough work to get the sub to shut up and leave us alone. So uhm I, Brandon, Ericka, and Damien decided to put our desk together and chat.
Brandon & Damien being potheads talked about smoking of course.Damien like to smoke but somehow never has $$$ to support his habit. He just happens to hang out with people that buy it and ends up being able to smoke with them since he’s such a “COOL KID” as he says.Brandon on the other hand tried to teach Damien the right words to say when you want to smoke with someone you usually don’t smoke with. Brandon says you have to have a “way with your words” I think that’s pretty funny.
Ericka was taking her braids out while listening to the whole conversation. Funny shid right? Lmao who does that!? Only Ericka of course. But uhm yeah back to her jumping into the convo. She’s like man people smoke stuff I’ve never heard of. She said she was at a party on campus at ODU this weekend and uhm they had some “WHITE WIDOW” I look at it like this
1. If I don’t know you, I won’t be smoking with you.
2. If your smoking something I’ve never heard of I aint putting my lips on it.
3. If you look crazy or whatever. We can hang that idea up.
After weed talk we randomly started talking about pornos lmao! Funny shit man Dame says “I wanna be a porn star” but I don’t wanna be seen I think I’d wear a mask if I were a porn star. Brandon: “What would your name be?” Dame: “Man I don’t even know.” We all looked at each other and busted out laughing.
Dame proceeds to tell us about when he watches them. Dame: Man I hate to watch the girl suck they dicks Ericka: They be sucking it for like 30 minutes man! Me: I know they damn jaw gets tired lol. Dame: I know man I be done bust by then. Brandon starts talking about a time when him and the boyz were watching a flick together and says that one of them busts out and says “man lets hold each others dick’s while we look at this.” Soo of course everyone’s eyebrows raise like “did this kid just say this! !” lmao After that we all bust out laughing super hard. -DEAD That shit was soo fucking hilarious man. So uhm class starts winding down and we get ready to move back to our seats, Ericka stays where she is. &nd she adds her last 2cents when the boys walk away. She talks about when she watches porn and how she watched one recently and the female squirted lmao her facial expression had me dyeing. She thought the chick was peeing and what not. I’m like uhm no that’s normal Ericka lots of chicks do it in pornos. She like man I didn’t know that Then she’s like “man she looked good too…then for me to see that it fucked me all up…I was like wdf !” Lmao, yes Ericka is a lesbian if you haven’t noticed yet.
