north carolina trip

we drove to mufressboro carolina saturday morning, and left at maybe 10:30ish i believe? It was me,momz, & uncle "BO" we get there and the family is excited to see us. uncle "BO" starts to get drunk and someone slips him drinks. NOT A GOOD IDEA AT ALL. soo he gets tipsy, tryna bump n grind with all his nieces I ended up falling asleep and they cut the cake while I was sleep. So I woke up to go get my cake and uncle "BO" was in the kitchen dancing

He started dancing towards me & runs at me with his finger out as if he is about to lick it. So I pushed him out of my way; forgetting that his balance would be fckd! He fell over, flipped over the chair, and before he hits the ground his arm hits the table, THEN catapults the entire cake in the air! It was like a movie. LMFAOOOO ROTFL! soo the cake comes down on top of him. he's sooo drunk his words are "DAMN, how df i get down here?" lmao im laughing hard on the inside. OH I FORGOT the cake had my aunts face on it, she hadnt had a piece. & when he gets up........ her picture is on the side pantleg of his ASSS!